so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000
(via ruinedchildhood)
- me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*
- also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”
Me: “Please… I need my… phone”
*opens TUMBLR*
Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”
(via regalasfuck)
